Love in the time of diarrhoea....

Commode pe baitha tha main,
lekar ek novel.

Ab kya kare hum,

jab loose ho gaye the hamare bowel....

Kha kha ke pichli raat

pet ka aisa bura haal kiya tha,

lag raha tha jaise

subah se uthkar pet ne

apna badla lena start kar diya tha....

Sab chod chaad aadha din

pehle hi toilet mein bita chuke the

tabhi phone uthakar dekha

pichli raat party mein mili ladki ke

5 miss call aa chuke the....

Ab baat karni bhi zaroori

aakhir dil ki thi majboori.

Par ye pet saala bhi kahan kam tha

phat raha andar ek se badkar ek

atom bomb tha....

Fir bhi himmat kar jo uska phone milaya tha,

water loss ki wajah se sir ekdum chakraya tha.

Samajh nahi paye the ki kis kis ko sambhalein

novel, cellphone, pet ya sir.

Boli woh ki sham ko miloge

humne haal zara apna naazuk bataya tha.

Fir boli, “Chalo kuch nahin”

bas saath mein movie chalne ka plan banaya tha....

Ab aisa mauka baar baar toh aata nahin

raat mili ladki ke sang agle din movie toh har koi jaata nahin.

Socha chalo dekhte hain jo hoga dekha jayega

jyaada se jyaada kya hoga

10-15 min wahin toilet mein bita liya jayega....

Hadbadi mein dawaai lena hum bhool gaye the,

yaad ye baat aayi jab pahunche the hum cinema hall

Aur liye usne 2 sandwich, popcorn, saath mein pepsi....

Ab love-shove mein saath khana toh padta hai,

par kaise batate usse ki pet pe uska

kya kya asar padta hai...

Fir bhi bhagwaan ka naam leke

jo sandwich aadha khaya tha.

Aisa laga tha jaise

pet ke andar bhuchaal koi aaya tha....

2 minute  mein aane ka vaada kar

bhaage the hum bathroom ki taraf.

Bhaiya jaise taise bach gaye

jo sahi time par washroom pahunch gaye....

Fir puri tarah tayaar hokar

10 minute baad nikle the

man mein ek nayi umang thi

pet ke bhitar na ab koi tarang thi...

Soch liya tha ab toh

prem ke pahaad par chadhayi ki jayegi.

Naye josh ke saath

apni love story aage badhayi jayegi....

Jo nikle washroom se bahar toh

dekh humein woh muskura rahi thi.

Ek samay aisa laga ki

hamari kismet humein hamare haal par chidha rahi thi....

Hum bole, “Kya hua humein bhi batao”

usne kaha zara apni garden peeche ghumao....

Jaise hi hum gardan peeche ghumaye the,

pata chala tha ki pichle 10 minute

humne ladies washroom mein bitaaye the....