Dulhan wahi jo piya ghar Gulaab Jamun laaye...

Uske honthon se tapakte ras ko dekh

Uss din mera ye dil dola tha

Haaye kya bataun, iss kadar dard utha tha dil mein

Jab duur baithi hui uss ladki ne,

Gulaab jamun ka dabba khola tha

Chaar mahine ho gaye the

ghar se laut kar aaye hue

laadoo ke jo 4 dabbe diye the maa ne

3 toh chuhe hi kutar gaye

1 dabba jaise taise 2 mahine chalaya tha

1 mahin fir shaant raha mera pet

Par iss Diwali ke mausam ne fir

Kambakhat rulaya tha

Bas thaan li thi

Tabhi jaake 2 dabbe rasmalaai

Aur ek dabba gulaab jamun ka laana tha

Par hamare zalim halwai ko bhi

ussi din hi apne gaon jaana tha

Udaas chehra liye ghar ko wapas aaya tha

Ek haath mein maggi ka packet aur

Dusre mein parle G pakad kar laaya tha

Ye bachelor waali zindagi se uub gaya tha

Shaadi karne ka khayal

Achanak tabhi dimag mein yun chaya tha

Socha kyun na matrimonial khol ek ladki chuni jaaye

Par wahan toh ek se badh kar ek options

Bolo kis kis ki suni jaaye

Kisi ki beti ne ki thi MBBS

Toh kisi ki thi engineer

Kisi ki beti ‘Fair like kartina kaif’

To kisi ki ‘drinks no alcohol just fruit beer’

Koi tha brahman toh koi Rajput

Koi agarwal toh koi Bengali

Kissi ko chahiye tha 6 figure salary ka ladka

Kisi ki thi 6 feet lambe ladke ki demand

Kisi ko chahiye tha alishaan bangla

Toh koi de raha tha dahej mein dukaan

Dukaan sunke sir mera chakraya

Dimag mein ek idea aaya

Kyun na dukaan mein main ek halwai bithaun

Roz taaze taaze gulaab jamun bhi free mein chatt kar jaun

Number dekh uss shaadi ke ishtehaar ka

Phone maine ghumaya tha

Udhar se kisi ne phone utha mere

Idea ko sach karne ka sapna dikhlaya tha

Hafte bhar baad chai pe jaana tha

Bas kisi bhi tarah iss ladki ko apna banana tha

Naya naya suit humne silwaya fir

Gel wel lagake chamakaya sir

Ghar jab unke pahunche toh achche se

Khatirdaari hui thi

Aur tabhi ladki hamare saamne laake khadi

Kardi, ekdum sui si

Socha chalo kuch nahin

Gulaab jamun khila isse mota banaunga

Par in the end shaadi toh

Issi dukaan waali se rachaunga

Ghoonghat dale woh nazdeek mere aa baithi

Maathe se paseena tap tap kar raha tha mere

Socha chalo kuch nahin,

First time waali nervousness hai , yuhin nikal jayegi

Ab toh gulaab jamun sang zindagi bitayi jayegi

Dheere se fir chehra apna

Ghoonghat se nikala tha usne

Ek baar ke liye toh chakra ke girte

Girte bacha

Ladki hai ya ladki ki maa

Ye baat samajh mein hi na aayi

Fir ladki ne haste hue apni umar batayi

Kahan main 22 saal ka, 45 saal ki kunwari

Ke jaal mein jaa fasaa tha

Gulaab jaamun ke liye, ek choti si love story part 2

Banani padegi, kahan pata tha

Bhaaga fir dum daba ke

Ki fir naa aage ka pata tha na peeche ka

Gulaab jaamun jaye bhaad mein

Apni jawaani yun barbaad na karunga

Ek gulaab jaamun ke chakkar mein

Yunhi kisi amma ki mang main na bharunga

Khair aaj fir ghar mein bhooka baitha

Ek kavita likh raha hun

Honthon ko aaj bhi gulaab jamun ka hai intezaar

Bhejdo istehaar agar aapko hai kisi aise ladke ki talaash

Jisse apni biwi se jyaada ho gulaab jamun se pyaar.